How to waste an afternoon on the Internet

Not that I have an afternoon to waste these days, but if I did and all I had was an Internet connection, it wouldn't be very hard to lose 4 hours very quickly:

• Fark - just don't use this option if you're also in the office because the laughing out loud will totally get you busted
• Go Fug Yourself - horribly dressed people who pay people to dress them that way; also perhaps not the best choice in the office, for the same reason as Fark
• IMDb - seriously, beware of this option because 4 hours will soon turn to 8 hours as you keep clicking on actor, then tv show, then actress, then movie...it's like crack, but legal and free
• MySpace - make a profile, take a quiz, find your high school friends, find your high school enemies, find your co-workers you want to blackmail
• U.S. Patent and Trademark Office - maybe not for everyone, but for an engineer or a marketing geek it's paradise