Friday, July 28, 2006

Avoiding the dreaded "fridge mystery"

How long ago did you put that Tupperware of leftover stir-fry in there? And is that green stuff onion, or something scarier? Here's an easier way than guessing.

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Do you happen to know who Preston Myers is?

Oh no, not another one! No longer a unique spirit, eh Ethan?

Saturday, July 22, 2006

Things you learn at bridal shops

You can buy double-sided tape that will keep your dress on without pulling your skin off. You might think you don't need this stuff...until you realize that you'll be leaning over to hug people all night in a v-neck dress.

You can buy little sponges that wipe the deoderant marks off your clothes. Yes, wedding dresses are generally white, but bridesmaids' dresses generally are not.

And you can buy the best shoe inserts for high heels EVER. They cushion the ball of your foot perfectly and they also come in sizes for different styles of shoes - these things are a miracle!

Friday, July 21, 2006

A century of red tape and pipettes

The FDA turns 100 this year and to celebrate, one of their own has written them a love song...I mean, anthem. Note to self: Do not work anywhere for 35 years straight.

Friday, July 14, 2006

A hard-knock life

Every woman of a certain age can remember wanting so badly to be Annie - or just an orphan - and to have a dog named Sandy and a rich adoptive Dad. Check out all of the women who got to live the dream on Broadway!