That's a WHAT? And it tastes like WHAT?

That would be envelopes and bacon. Yes, really.

A worthy cause

If you've got a bit of extra cash or if you need a tax deduction here at the close of the year, consider donating to Steven Colbert's newest love - the US Speedskating Team. This Olympic team's main sponsor, Dutch bank DSB, crashed and burned in the recent financial mess and the team is desperate for help. Steven Colbert has stepped up to keep 'em in Spandex, how about you?

Wee Goatee Ponytails

Oh Brad, I hope you're trying out for a tv show.

The follow-up

Ken has a new incarnation as well (the Consumerist comments are particularly entertaining). WTF is in the water at Mattel? :)

Fangirl squeeeeee!!!!

Yeah, I know it's Barbie, but these are soooo cool! However, this Jem and the Holograms rip-off is not. Campy, okay I'll give him that. But he's no Debbie Harry.

When you need a laugh

A laugh that may be NSFW, offensive, or both.

A message worth repeating

After hearing just a few months ago that a couple I know was considering giving up the family dog because she growled at their toddler (oblivious to behavior such as the toddler banging on the dog's crate with the dog inside), this is a well-timed reminder.

Before you consider giving up a long-time family member because she behaved like a normal dog, please consider the example you're setting for your child. When he asks what happened to that doggy in the pictures, will you say that you sent her away after years of love and devotion because you couldn't take 2 minutes to set up a baby gate?

Look who's next

Oh Target, Rodarte was a bit disappointing, so where are you going with this? Also, will there be cone bras?