Miscellany

If you're like me and not taking Friday off for Memorial Day, you may find yourself with nothing to do in the afternoon. Never fear, time-consuming links are here:

• A site claiming to identify the "official" rules for calling shotgun
• Emergency response for a bottle of beer but no bottle opener
• Snark central, Go Fug Yourself, and the particularly awesome Celebrity Terror/Bloat Watch
• The king of time-consuming links (and the source for most of the links above), FARK

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