Long pants? No problem.

Temporary, magnetic hemming is the way to go. Yay, science!

Why? Just why?

My mom made all of our Halloween costumes when we were kids, and in later years, we made our own. I sometimes wondered why we didn't just buy them because it was so much easier. Now I understand. The Bratz stuff I expect, but even Target is in on the game. Three-year-olds in fishnets? Sad.

No one will really be free until nerd persecution ends.

And this is, perhaps, not the best way to start the campaign.

Awwww, sugar

It has many aliases, including the sci-fi-sounding xylose, which Blogger's spell check does not like.

How to make women not want to drink beer

Make our guts a keg. Our robot guts. Ew.

Same s&%t, different day

The NFL loses the last remaining shreds of its soul, mandating advertising on members of the press.

Not an auction for charity...

...an auction of handmade items for someone's mom. Have a tissue handy. And your wallet, Aug. 19.